Transcription: Stand fast now, you bilge rat! You'll be doing a fine dance at Robes End before you leave here with any of the captain's treasure. One of the men whose likeness you see hanging here on this wall tried to steal a guinea or two from Elijah Cross. Have a look then. Four salty old buccaneers, that kill and a spam those scallywags ever to sail the blue waters of the Caribbean. That be barnacle Jim Pilfer on the top left and his foul-mouthed parrot, M. Trax. Jim was careening his brig on a sandbar one fine day, and his crew decided to mutiny. They was about to maroon him there when he pulled a pisto ...